DVR - the best thing since sliced bread

Product Name: Comcast DVR

Why it's great: With the introduction of the best feature of all time (in my opinion), DVR allows you to make the most lazy activity (TV watching) into an efficient one. You're no longer tied to the networks schedule, you don't have to watch any portions of the show that don't interest you, you can go to the bathroom or answer the phone whenever you need to. And best of all, unlike TiVo, it doesn't tape unwanted shows, suggesting you waste more time!

How it makes you more efficient:
1) You can fast forward through things you don't want to watch, like commercials - duh.
2) It allows you to squeeze in many more shows per evening.
3) You can pause and come back later when something better comes up - like getting a dessert out of the fridge.